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Taking up the story where we left off: DN-5 won't be making
any records for a while. It doesn't seem to bother them, though.
Princess has had the honour of being invited to their mansion and
the team spend their days slacking off, since Spectra is being
very quiet lately.
And into the first week of the last month before the next
update: the meshes still aren't finished, which is good for a
comic touch... The millionaire who bought the Galactor base
to turn it into a party palace is offering the neighbourhood
not only fun, but job opportunities.
Chapter 5: Home, but not happy
The team are fooling around a bit in the park when suddenly
Jason's head snaps around. Could that be...
"Oh, my tired old bones. Donny, will you stop sulking?" a familiar
(to Jason, anyway) voice says. Yes - it's the infamous disgraced
G-Force member and defector to Spectra, Donald Wade! And his mother.
They've come to see about getting a pet. "But I don't want
a dog," Donald protests in the shop. "They just eat my homework."
His mother throws up her arms in exasperation. "How about a goldfish,
then?"
As she looks through the aquarium for a suitable candidate, she
reflects that she didn't get this kind of choice when she
was young. She would have been grateful with anything her parents
allowed her to keep. Donald, with a cocky attitude that doesn't fit
his age, scoops out a fish and takes it to the cash desk. "I'll have
this one, please."
Feeling superfluous, Mrs Wade leaves the shop and runs into
President Kane. "Oh! What a surprise!" she gasps, suddenly glad
to have put on neat clothes for this trip. "And how are we doing?"
Kane asks, clearly referring to that unfortunate time when Donald,
desperate for income after having been dismissed from the team,
accepted a job offer from Spectra. "Well," she says hesitantly,
"Money's no longer a problem... but..."
"Have you seen the puppies?" she says, suddenly changing the
subject. "They're so adorable. I've always wanted a puppy, it's so
sad we never had the money." Kane is more of a cat person, but
otherwise agrees.
When he gives the puppies a perfunctory pat, he sees, and pays
his respects to, Mrs Host who runs a recreational party centre.
While appearing to be a hangout for tourists of all ages, this
centre is in fact very important in maintaining intergalactic
peace, allowing people of all planets and races to mix and meet
on neutral territory - as long as they're part of the Intergalactic
Federation, of course. It's been closed for repairs. She uses the
opportunity to remind him of the grand opening tomorrow.
As soon as he's home, Donald runs towards his hideout and up
the stairs to the telescope on the roof, without so much as a word
of thanks. "Young man," his mother says sternly at dinner, "have you
been observing the Crab Nebula again?" He eats in surly silence.
Once he's off to bed, she worriedly leafs through "Dealing With
Gifted Children". She thought all problems would be over once Donald
came home, but he's proving increasingly unmanageable, and in her
mind's eye she can see him leaving again - this time for good.
She jumps up, runs to the phone and starts dialing the number
of Chief Anderson. Then she stops herself. "No.. no, that wouldn't
solve anything. He needs time, that's all. Just time and the right
company."
The Hosts' party centre is a big building with a hall downstairs
and another one upstairs, and a small cosy restaurant in the back,
which is usually crammed with customers from all walks of life, from
racecar owners to computer programmers.
Today, munchies will be served in the downstairs hall. Tables and
chairs have been brought in to what is usually a big empty dance floor
to cater to the expected crowd.
"I'm not late, am I?" President Kane asks as he hurriedly enters.
"Oh no, you're the first visitor to arrive." With a twinkle in his
eye, Mr Host adds: "That means there's no one between you and the
crab hors d'oeuvres - I'd say, profit from the occasion."
The other guests soon trickle in: rock stars from around the
universe, wine connoisseurs, celebrities like a certain D. Carey
and even good ol' Pete the pizza boy.
Since everyone is welcome here regardless of social status,
Kane has brought along his secretary. My, isn't she pretty.
"It's really you - DN-5?" a visitor gasps. "Sure, as soon
as we heard about the grand opening we flew here in our private
jet" says the band member who never takes his sunglasses off.
Possiby victims of lazy animators, two near-identical women
hang around the entrance, watch the arrival of the famous rock
band and talk excitedly to their friends. "So they didn't split
up after all?"
The boys, of course, make a beeline for the waterpipe.
The only woman in the band takes time to greet Mrs Host, who
says: "So glad you could make it."
Here come two unexpected people, even if the party centre
is open to all. "Oh mum, did you have to wear that dress?"
Donald, like the superior little twerp he is, tries to
impress Mrs Host with his book-learning. She laughs. "Well,
aren't you the infant prodigy."
Mrs Wade and the singer both have welcome gifts for their
gracious hostess: flowers and chocolate. Donald turns his
attention to Princess and starts bugging her about squid mechas.
Mrs Host thinks the time is ripe for a little entertainment
and DJs to the lazily animated extras. She even manages to
make President Kane swing.
Donald doesn't care about the music and just grabs himself
a plate, one table away from the gift flowers.
Meanwhile, at the pipe, Captain Jack and the old
gardener talk about agriculture and fishing - the
latter is not going so well.
Princess would like to try the waterpipe too, but feels
a bit shy. Noticing this, Mrs Host kindly invites her to
blow some bubbles together.
This looks like a good idea to DN-5's lead singer, who
responds to a similar offer from a hippie-ish woman she
hasn't seen here before. Princess rubs her hands gleefully
at seeing the charades box.
But she just stands and waits and waits while her idol
only pays attention to the skinny dumb blonde in the short
T-shirt.
Again sensing Princess's discomfort, Mrs Host starts the
game by miming what might be a pussycat, a goldfish or
someone skiing down an alarmingly steep slope. Donald ignores
it all, blowing bubbles with the primitively dressed male
companion of the tall hippie-ish woman.
Mrs Host mimes the presence of danger to help the guessing
audience along. "Spectra!" they almost cry in unison. But Mrs
Wade was the first to give the right answer, so now it's her
turn.
The singer has gone downstairs for a piece of cake, but
feels maybe she would rather go upstairs and join in the game
of charades.
Mrs Wade mimes something of great beauty. "A crime-free
universe?" Princess tries. "World domination?" the skinny
hippie asks.
The guesses become wilder and wilder. Sunny weather?
Toys (Princess's second attempt)? The singin' chick, who
decided to join in after all, even tries "Spectra?" since
that was the winning answer the last time. "Music," Donald
says boredly. "There's nothing mum likes as much as music.
Well, maybe puppies."
As it's now his turn, he mimes something that spins very
quickly and demolishes Phoenixes.
"An atomic missile?" both
the singin' chick and the male companion attempt, but only the
hippie woman knows what mecha Donald means, and gives its name,
fabrication date and specifications. "You're a smart kid,"
she adds. "Not everyone remembers Spectra's masterpiece."
Donald hopes to guess what she's miming, as she seems to
be a cut above the company here, intellectually speaking. But
her companion, who if anything is a cut below the company,
guesses first.
Downstairs, Pete the pizza guy polishes off the singin' chick's
abandoned piece of cake. What a change to onions, tomatoes and
mozzarella.
It's late at night when the anonymous hippie woman returns
home to Zoltar's "So, how'd it go?"
Chapter 6: Small world... and money makes it go round
Morning starts very early for Jinpei on his paper round; a
round which, now that the Gatchaverse has been compressed into
Simsville, no longer spans several countries. It's been a long
time since he's been in this line of work, but the Snack J
hasn't seen many customers lately. He drops a paper and heck,
why not, a celebrity mag, although he doubts professor Nambu
would be interested. Just then, he sees Masaki walk up.
"Hello, it's Jinpei! Small world!"
And Nambu is up early, as well. "Good morning! Where's
the captain of the team?" Likewise avoiding names, Masaki
replies: "He's checking out a few things. He'll report to you
later."
Once safely inside the house, they converse in hushed
whispers. "So, should we inform the president?" "Not yet.
It's too soon to draw any conclusions."
"Here it comes!" Seiyi is having a great time playing beach
volleyball with the other tourists.
He's determined to enjoy his last day at the holiday resort
as much as possible, although evening is already falling.
His father likewise is snatching a last bit of quality time
in the hot tub with a nice old lady. "Children... They're so
active. You don't have children, do you?" He leans back in the
tub. "Ahhh... This is the life."
Joe, who is not a party type but still bored to death with
no enemies to beat up, has gone to the party house to see
what's happening there. What he sees makes him stare. "RYU??
What are you doing here, looking like a Galactor?" Ryu sighs;
this is not going to be easy to explain. "I work here. I just
went to Vacation Island with my family and these vacations,
you know, they don't pay themselves."
"So, since the world doesn't need saving anymore, I got
myself a job, and now I do housework, making beds, cleaning
toilets, taking out the trash - that sort of stuff."
"You have to wear this Galactor get-up to take out the
trash?" Joe storms. Ryu sighs again. "It's like a kind of
maid uniform," he says apologetically. "This used to be a
Galactor base, so now it's a Galactor-themed party place.
Right now they're working on Devil Star suits." Joe makes
a sound of disgust and turns to leave.
Going back to his work, Ryu gets support from an
unexpected ally. "You don't like Gatchaman, but you're
wearing their T-shirt? Lighten up, man. Have a drink."
"Drink" is language that Joe understands, so he tips one
back to quiet his nerves. Surprise surprise, it's the rich
kid who owns the place! And who doesn't seem so nervous any
more. "It's pretty quiet here," Joe ventures. "The crowd only
comes in the evening. Right now we're cleaning out the place
and getting a bite while we still have time. Want some? It's
on the house."
"Stick around, it's not often I get visitors before sundown.
What do you like, pool? Football? I play a mean game of
football." So does Joe. For the first time since the move to
Simsville, he feels a teensy bit less bored.
"So tell me this," Joe says, in the heat of the game.
"You're filthy rich and you'll never have to work, and still
you're in the entertainment business. Why don't you just retire
to the Bahamas?" His host grins. "The Bahamas get boring after
a while. I want to do something with all this money,
see? I want to make a difference. And I love these simple
seventies anime shows, good versus evil, saving the world and
all that. So I've started making and selling the stock outfits.
They're a hit."
At their own, equally empty party place, Jun is watering
the flowers when Jinpei brings in the final delivery: a big
box for their own address.
While Jun washes the glasses, Jinpei plays on the
pinball machine. As long as no one's coming over, no need
for him to be in the kitchen.
At the end of the afternoon, they give up and close the
place. "Open all day and not a single customer," Jun sighs.
"There's only one thing left to do." "O-nee-chan!"
Jinpei protests. "No buts," Jun says firmly. "I don't like
this any more than you do. But how else are we going to pay
the rent? And my clothes? And your toys and computer games?"
On his visit to the Snack J the next day, Ken finds it
completely empty. He has a little think. Where could Jun be?
He even braves that unknown and restricted area: the ladies'.
Nope, no one there.
"Too bad. And I was going to pay my tab today..."
"So, you're applying for the job... And you're even wearing
helmets. Good show. I like my employees to get into the spirit
of the place. Let's see, mechanical skills, cooking skills,
used to working irregular hours - sounds like just the people
we need, miss... Wait, I'll check the application... Doe? Jane
Doe? And this is your little brother John? Welcome aboard."
"The uniform looks rather clunky on you - I'll see about
getting some made in women's sizes. And, oh yes, children's
sizes too. Not many people are prepared to wear the helmet,
they're afraid it'll squash their hairdo. It's not as heavy
as it looks, though - it's mostly polystyrene."
"That explains much," Jun thinks, while Jinpei gapes at the
expensive furniture.
"You can start immediately. You're on gardening and
repair duty, and your little brother can man the food table.
Excuse me, I think I'm wanted downstairs."
"That woman reminds me of Katze," Jinpei whispers to Jun.
"Don't be silly. Katze is dead. We saw it happen."
The old Galactor base with its newly installed dancefloor
feels oddly empty and depressing. Jun wonders whether she
made a mistake coming here.
All Jinpei notices are the arcade machines. "Jinpei! Stop
that at once, no slacking off on your first day of work!"
"But oneechan, there's nothing to do yet!"
Coming in from a round of spraying the lawn, Jun sees
the first guest of the day. "Mr Richman! And little
Daisy Richman. Great to see you again." "Love the cosplay
outfit!" the guest responds.
"Who are you?" Daisy asks the boy in the badly oversized
Galactor goon uniform. "Jin- uh, John! I'm the cook. Wanna
try my cookies?"
"Why hello little girl!" Jun says. "Aren't you bored
with all the grownups here? No, liquor is not for little girls.
Let's find something that's fun for children."
"Still bare, but great potential," Richman remarks to his
business associate at the oxygen machine. "Can't wait until it
gets a total makeover. Love the new rugs they've put in."
Jinpei gets ready to do what he does best: prepare snacks
for the table.
As he goes about his business, he sees a very familiar
face - who also sees him. "You too, huh?"
Ryu happens to see Jun as they both go downstairs at the
same time. Having already seen Jinpei, he's not surprised.
"Have you seen Joe today?" Jun makes emphatic gestures
of denial. "Joe? I don't know any Joe. Who are you?"
"Why did you have to act like that?" Jinpei scolds her. "Ryu is
a friend. How can you pretend not to know him?"
To make amends, Jun doesn't ignore Ryu when he sits next to her.
"Sorry, but I really don't want anyone to know about this. Especially
Ken. Will you please keep it a secret? Oh, and my name here is Jane."
Unfortunately for Jun, every word of their conversation has been
overheard by someone unlikely to keep the information to himself.
"Well well," says the person in the cosplay outfit. "Aren't you
looking snappy! May I have this dance?" For professional reasons,
Kentaro Washio (the real article, accept no substitutes) lets
himself be lured out on the dance floor.
"That's a very convincing Onna Taicho disguise you're wearing,"
Washio remarks. "You really did some research." "And I'm flattered
to get a visit from the real thing," his partner returns. "It's not
often I have a hero on the floor."
Washio Sr would not have been as successful in spying on Galactor
if he let such remarks faze him. "I'm surprised you recognized me
with all the fakes drifting around."
His partner smiles devilishly. "What can I say... I did my
research."
In Nambu's mansion, the phone rings. "There may be trouble,"
a familiar voice says. "Either Galactor isn't gone after all, or
the neighbourhood is in the grip of an old anime sentai show
junkie - I'm not sure what would be worse. I'll call you again
when I have more information."
Meanwhile, the younger and larger half of the duo known
as the Brokers of Darkness, specialists in murder, torture and all
manner of unspeakable things, calls his companion. "Come on brother,
we've got evil deeds to do."
A voice answers him from the doorstep: "In this outfit? No WAY!"
To be continued...
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